Dad And I, We Didn’t Talk On The Phone

Who wants to become a writer? And why? Because it’s the answer to everything. … It’s the streaming reason for living. To note, to pin down, to build up, to create, to be astonished at nothing, to cherish the oddities, to let nothing go down the drain, to make something, to make a great flower out of life, even if it’s a cactus. – Enid Bagnold

It was a rootin’, tootin’ Christmas.
Dad and I, 
we didn't talk on the phone.
But Mom
would put him on.

He'd say
'Hello, son,'
and breathe heavily
like a prank caller.

I breathed back.

This one time,
I jotted down
some
Short Story ideas. 

The Last Fare.
A cabby 
goes to work 
knowing each dark night 
may be his last.

Can't say why yet.
He may not live 
to see the end 
of his shift.
Structure: Clocks in. 
Gasses up cab 
and starts picking up fares.
Opening explosive. 
Don't know how yet.
Gets away.
Somehow.

We continue 
to pick up riders all night.
Tension builds.
Until the last fare. 
When the cabby dies.
Who kills him?
Maybe the cabby 
takes the killer 
out with him.
Riding shotgun.
Who 
are the other riders?
What 
are their stories?
Write it 
so it's easy 
to film. 

“This would be a good place to dump a body.”

Vigilante fiction.

The real estate agent 
from hell
falls for her final client.

They meet cute
at a Chamber of Commerce
brunch
with many mimosas.
Think flinty bleached blonde 
bangly earrings
in Punta Gorda.

Somebody Is Killing The Poets of Portland.
A poet 
kills other poets
in order to win Slam.
Think 
I might be on to something 
here.
No more 
Mr. Nice Guy.

All this time,
Dad and I,
we didn't talk 
on the phone.

I breathed back.

'Good bye, Dad.'

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