Archive For February 26, 2026
Six years ago or so, Jeff shared with me the tale of his surprise Olympic qualification in 1972. He passed away yesterday at the age of 80. He was hoping to do one more marathon.
At the lesbian birthday party there’s a eight-person hot tub, numerous earth mothers and white witches, plus much understanding. No other men.
Punches Fly In Defense Of Conway Twitty
Salad bottle fails as holdup weapon
3-year-old won’t be prosecuted.
I love you. I hate you. I like you. I hate you. I love you. I think you’re stupid. I think you’re a loser. I think you’re wonderful. I want to be with you. I don’t want to be with you. I would never date you. I hate you. I love you…..I think the madness…
Face suggested Reed College, probably Twentieth Century American literature. Maybe Art History.
The rest of her looked like Jessica Rabbit, if the beautiful bunny had been brunette and less animated.
“A Boca Raton woman called police Thursday night after she spotted a large spider in her den. Police responded to the woman’s Northwest 20th Street apartment, located the spider and killed it, reports said.”
They are all farmers. Farmers talk of nothing but fertilizer and women. I’ve never shared their enthusiasm for fertilizer. As for women, I became indifferent when I was eighty-three. – the old man of the village