Could The Magnificent Seven Save Us?

At my age, a little excitement is welcome. 
Don't worry.
Why would he kill me?
Bullets cost money.
- The old man of the village
When the federales start murdering mothers and nurses in the street…

Could The Magnificent Seven Save Us?

Just imagine
a magnificent group
of antifascist patriots,
maybe seven,

who ride
into the village
and protect our children
from masked psychos,

a murderous criminal gang
led by
a fat old tiny-peckered
pedophile.

Curt Cignetti obviously
our historic turnaround savior.
Hands on hip, Yul Brenner quick.
Don't get ahead of me.

But, yes,
Pete Buttigieg is -
dramatic pause -
Bernardo O'Reilly.

Charles Bronson would be proud.
Can't see anybody else
in the role
except maybe Liz Cheney.

But she's so Britt,
the knife thrower.
Think James Coburn
as a transgender dominatrix.

AOC as Chico,
the hot-blooded shootist:
Why Horst Bucholz
I never understood.

Stacie Abrams as Vin,
the drifter. No Steve McQueen
but I once saw a Black lesbian version
of The Odd Couple.

Harry Luck
sounds like a made-up name.
Especially for a fortune seeker.
Roll the dice - you tell me.

Righteous or imaginary,
Jack Smith,
a traumatized veteran
as Lee, a traumatized veteran

played by Robert Vaughn.
He has the receipts
and he's bitter.
Today's corrupt Clown,

the bandit chief, you know who,
already cast. Eli Wallach
was five foot-seven.
Plenty big enough.

A number of villagers,
Bernardo, Lee, Harry, and Britt, too,
are killed in battle.
Cignetti guns down the clown.

Fade to not yet black
a slippery gray,
dangerously dark.
The End.
Not a rapist.
ICE kidnapped Liam Ramos, 
a preschooler
recently turned five.
Baby bait as a lure

to capture more
of his family. Got his father,
sent both
to a Texas internment camp.

"The worst of the worst."
Mothers and nurses
with a Spiderman backpack.
and a blue bunny hat.
If we do not stop him, El Gordo Naranja will kill more lowly peons, rape our underage daughters, steal all the food and loot the church.

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