At my age, a little excitement is welcome.
Don't worry.
Why would he kill me?
Bullets cost money.
- The old man of the village
When the federales start murdering mothers and nurses in the street…
Could The Magnificent Seven Save Us?
Just imagine
a magnificent group
of antifascist patriots,
maybe seven,
who ride
into the village
and protect our children
from masked psychos,
a murderous criminal gang
led by
a fat old tiny-peckered
pedophile.
Curt Cignetti obviously
our historic turnaround savior.
Hands on hip, Yul Brenner quick.
Don't get ahead of me.
But, yes,
Pete Buttigieg is -
dramatic pause -
Bernardo O'Reilly.
Charles Bronson would be proud.
Can't see anybody else
in the role
except maybe Liz Cheney.
But she's so Britt,
the knife thrower.
Think James Coburn
as a transgender dominatrix.
AOC as Chico,
the hot-blooded shootist:
Why Horst Bucholz
I never understood.
Stacie Abrams as Vin,
the drifter. No Steve McQueen
but I once saw a Black lesbian version
of The Odd Couple.
Harry Luck
sounds like a made-up name.
Especially for a fortune seeker.
Roll the dice - you tell me.
Righteous or imaginary,
Jack Smith,
a traumatized veteran
as Lee, a traumatized veteran
played by Robert Vaughn.
He has the receipts
and he's bitter.
Today's corrupt Clown,
the bandit chief, you know who,
already cast. Eli Wallach
was five foot-seven.
Plenty big enough.
A number of villagers,
Bernardo, Lee, Harry, and Britt, too,
are killed in battle.
Cignetti guns down the clown.
Fade to not yet black
a slippery gray,
dangerously dark.
The End.
Not a rapist.
ICE kidnapped Liam Ramos,
a preschooler
recently turned five.
Baby bait as a lure
to capture more
of his family. Got his father,
sent both
to a Texas internment camp.
"The worst of the worst."
Mothers and nurses
with a Spiderman backpack.
and a blue bunny hat.
If we do not stop him, El Gordo Naranja will kill more lowly peons, rape our underage daughters, steal all the food and loot the church.
Like this:
Like Loading...
Related