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Become Your Own Hero

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Become Your Own Hero

A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles. – Christopher Reeve  Become your own hero. You got to be somebody anyway might as well be special. Turns out life mostly about your attitude. And a good costume. Some luck.  A break here and there….

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Happy Cinco de Mayo!

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Happy Cinco de Mayo!

“Party like a pinata.  Get smashed!” – El Pero Loco Like Arbor Day, but with alcohol. If you can back away from the margarita long enough, here’s some background.. Cinco de Mayo has its roots in the Second French intervention in Mexico, which took place in the aftermath of the 1846–48 Mexican–American War and the 1858–61 Reform War. The…

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A Tree In The Fire

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A Tree In The Fire

I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in reality. This is why right, temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil triumphant. – Martin Luther King, Jr. Not budging, heels dug. Tough way to go through real life.  I speak with not a little experience.   The old man had been…

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Strive To Thrive In ’25

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Strive To Thrive In ’25

The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing. – Stephen Covey I still want to be an artist, but I simply cannot draw a line.  Or a circle.  My hand too often is my mind’s enemy.  Don’t have a straight finger and a few won’t bend. So, I was thinking about…

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Being The Adventures Of The Booty-Sniffing Pirate, Long John Dogg

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Being The Adventures Of The Booty-Sniffing Pirate, Long John Dogg

Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates. – Mark Twain Not A Runt, Just Different. You’re off to great places, today is your day.  Your mountain is waiting, so get on your way. – Dr. Seuss His boat was small and…

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Wild Dog College Tour

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Wild Dog College Tour

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“Welch Is Currently Being Held In Custody”

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“Welch Is Currently Being Held In Custody”

So, anyway, this being the last one hundred days of the campaign to end all campaigns. I will be reprising the occasional seasonal essay. Think of it as my Retribution Tour. Because, as the good Dr. Thompson said, “Revenge is one of the few things in politics that never gets lost in the mail or…

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My Name Is Dick and I’ll Be Your Waiter This Evening

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My Name Is Dick and I’ll Be Your Waiter This Evening

I was in the machine. My whole life. Then the machine coughed and spat me out. So I thought, OK, if I’m out, I’m out. All the way out. I was a little angry and it was probably an immature reaction. But I got used to it. – Lee Child, One Shot I recently came across…

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Easter Dog Finds Five Brown Eggs

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Easter Dog Finds Five Brown Eggs

“The Easter bunny is real. I shih tzu not.” Five brown eggs in a nest of hay, One yellow chick popped out to play. Four brown eggs in a nest of hay, Another yellow chick cheep-cheeped “good day”. Three brown eggs in a nest of hay, Crack went another one, Hip Hooray! Two brown eggs…

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NOT JUST ANOTHER BOOGER-BREATH DOOTBRAIN

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NOT JUST ANOTHER BOOGER-BREATH DOOTBRAIN

A former TV star came down a golden escalator with paid supporters cheering and I dug up 1992’s NOT JUST ANOTHER BOOGER-BREATH DOOTBRAIN. Nine years later, the Orange Avenger is still with us. And so is Dave Barry. VOTE FOR DAVE BARRY!  From THE ADVENTURES OF BARKER AJAX, PSYCHO JOURNALIST. It’s time once again to…

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