Hey, don’t really use the telephone,
but I am thinking of you guys.
Sitting in my big leather recliner
Dogs at my feet
Watching the Ducks
On my sixty-inch television.
Maybe a little toasty.
How can this be better? I wondered.
You are good men –
I am truly grateful to be your friend –
and hope this finds you well.
Wish you were here.
Tackle that motherfucker!