The Puppy’s on a diet.
See, she gave me a play bow
because her food bowl was empty.
and I noticed her ass
is bigger than mine.
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Lost Bruce Caitlyn Jenner, a prized finch, last week.
You probably heard about B.O.B.
pretty sure greatest goldfish ever
not long before
and now we are losing fish on a daily basis.
Am too sensitive for this, I actually fucking care.
They have names, for God’s sake.
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Can’t be having no obese Sheepdog.
Declared cute but chubby last year
she gotten weigh heavier.
Our dogs have always been free-range
and Puppy turns out she’s a stress eater
or has no self-control
or just likes the savory flavor
of kibble.
Admit it, the occasional snack.
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Solved one other problem
Bought my wife a meerkat
statue.
Already got some Swahili name.
Can’t help thinking,
just don’t drop it.
