Bitch Be Crazy

For Roger, while we are both still alive.

Warned against me by a suspected complete dickwad,

Roger figured I was somebody he wanted to get to know.

Some thirty-four years ago. I call him Uncle

and he has set an exemplary standard ever since.

Not to mention the time he saved me from a behemoth biker whose ‘old lady’ I was admiring. – JDW…..

***

The world is not about Batman and Robin fighting the Joker;

things are more complicated than that.

And nothing is scarier than the people who try

to find easy answers to complicated questions.” – Marjane Satrapi

***

Turns out the world’s not the problem.

Turns out I am the problem,

my own problem turns out.

***

“No, YOU are the problem.”

Only person remember ever told me that,

my second wife

many years ago.

This from a woman who quit

taking her medication

because the label said

Do Not Mix With Alcohol.

Do not miss her.

***

Suddenly have this image

of a bevy of beauties

and some not so good-looking

leaping forth and shouting

No!!  Told you that, too!!

I did, I truly did,

you just didn’t hear me.

***

But you can see how a guy

might think the world’s the problem.

Everything’s fine,

Dad comes home every night

and Mom cooks dinner,

every night

then you wake up one morning

with a boner and a deep voice.

***

A roller-coaster after that.

If you’re lucky.

Still trying to decide.

Bitch be crazy,

tell myself.

I’m just fine.

And life is good.

 

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