Archive For The “Wild Dog” Category

Ragnar Turns Three

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Ragnar Turns Three

Our age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying us. And here he is nearly three years later. Ragnar Brutha Gonzo ages seven years for every human year and lately I age about three years per my own self. I keep him safe, he keeps me busy. I think the reason…

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Unedited Or Rich & Famous

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Unedited Or Rich & Famous

My advice is to get a good agent and a good tax accountant if you ever make any money, and remember, you can’t eat fame. And you can’t write unless you want to write, and you can’t want to unless you feel like it.– William S. Burroughs Have rarely felt like it. I am a late bloomer….

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Too Old To Run Scared

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Too Old To Run Scared

When you have fear then the world is a big place. When you have courage then the world shrinks. –  Stephen Richards A big brown dog with a large red erection and a snake for a tail approached me and I stood still. Seemed the only smart thing to do.

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Voted Best Toast In The Pub

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Voted Best Toast In The Pub

“Here’s to me, and here’s to you,And here’s to love and laughter—I’ll be true as long as you,And not one moment after.” John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me Life, Lying between the legs of me wife!” That won him the top prize at the pub for the best…

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It’s National Pet Day!

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It’s National Pet Day!

Pets are humanizing. They remind us we have an obligation and responsibility to preserve and nurture and care for all life. – James Cromwell National Pet Day is April 11, although if you’re a pet owner, you know there’s not a day that goes by that you don’t celebrate your animal companion! So hug your hedgehog,…

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The Sinister Genius

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The Sinister Genius

I’ve never believed in destiny. My personal philosophy is one of feigned entropic denial. – A. Lee Martinez A new book was supposed to come out in 2021. Hope somebody read it. Entropic Philosophy:Chaos, Breakdown, and Creation by SHANNON MUSSETT Here’s a note from the publisher. Now is a time of tremendous anxiety about the present…

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I Saw Her From A Distance

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I Saw Her From A Distance

You can’t just ask strangers to drive you up and down the country. This is the twenty first century. Strangers are more dangerous than ever; we’ve never been more dangerous. – Ali Smith I saw her from a distance and she cast a narrow shadow. Pulled over right in front of her and rolled down the…

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But Can You Really Trust The Cat?

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But Can You Really Trust The Cat?

You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich. – Hussein Nishah A man is not what he says, A woman is not how she looks, And a dog will usually tell you the truth At a single glance. 12-18-2014

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The Power of the Dog

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The Power of the Dog

Dogs come into our lives to teach us about love. They depart to teach us about loss. A new dog never replaces an old dog, it merely expands the heart. – Erica Jong “The Power of the Dog”by Rudyard Kipling There is sorrow enough in the natural wayFrom men and women to flll our day;And when…

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She Said Her Name Was Dr. Fauci

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She Said Her Name Was Dr. Fauci

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn’t a dog. – Charles M Schulz

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