This might be a good time to subtly suggest
I AM NOT ADVERSE TO ADVERTISERS NOR SPONSORS.
Reach millions, well, maybe not that many.
The necessary costs of a charitably-inclined whatever as jackdogwelch.com
are not to be discounted.
Suffice to say, all donations will be specifically targeted at necessaries
as first class seats and craft beer.- JDW
Stars are good, too.
I wish I could get some to put in my hair.
But I suppose I never can.
You would be surprised to find
how far off they are,
for they do not look it.
When they first showed last night
I tried to knock some down with a pole,
but it didn’t reach, which astonished me.
Then I tried clods till I was all tired out,
but I never got one. I did make some close shots,
for I saw the black blot of the clod sail right into
thee midst of the golden clusters
forty or fifty times, just barely missing them,
and if I could’ve held out a little longer,
maybe I could’ve got one.