First Time I Saw Her I Was Smitten

First time I saw her

I was smitten.

She smote me.

Snuck up alongside

when I wasn’t looking.

How is Barker doing tonight?

Which is why I hate

name tags.

Better now, he replied,

thinking things might be looking up.

Here he’d been kicking himself

in his own ass

for not going downtown

with those four fat black girls.

And if they weren’t fat

their damn dresses were too little.

Now this four-eyed shortie shows up.

Four-eyed shorties are his type.

And funny?  Almost had to call for his

brown pants.

Girl said stuff make you shit your trousers.

Oh, yeah, no doubt about it.

Smart, too.  Be surprised to learn

Hawking and Pope Francis don’t have

her on speed dial.

Big rack and a sparkle in her eye.

She picked me up.

Damn.

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