Accidentally Watched A Talk Show On The Oprah Channel

Accidentally watched – well, it was playing

in the background –

a talk show on The Oprah Channel

and there’s this well-tended lady talking about how

women!

you must charge forward

and make sacrifices

and tell people of your worth.

If you really want to succeed.

That last part got my attention.

First thought was, yeah,

how’d that work out for that

Joan of Arc girl?

But right away I am thinking

what the fuck kind of advice is that?

cause well damn, every time

I asked for a raise,

I got the ax.

Like ISIS was running the

HR Dept.

The rest of the show, everybody agreed with

everybody… guest, three ladies

and a gay guy,

I think.

Agreed women are too busy being

successful and mothers,

too many quit, we lose them,

they lose them,

but you can find yourself.

Something like that.

I turned on the vacuum cleaner.

I don’t have a job,

I don’t have kids.

I pay somebody to mow our yard.

And I still don’t have enough time to do

all the shit I want to do.