I Have Trouble Keeping Up With Shit

Is “Too many chiefs, not enough Indians” really racist now?

“It wasn’t a lie, it was ineptitude with insufficient cover.”
I have 
trouble 
keeping up 
with shit.
Used to be, 
the working man - 
women stayed home - 
wanted his kids 
to go to college, 
so they would have 
'a better life.'
As more Americans - 
women, too - 
went to college, 
got too expensive 
for all 
but the elite.
Legacies.
And gifted athletes.
There are way too many 
lawyers.
Today they want us 
to learn 
how to be working men 
again. 
Women welcome 
now.
So we might make 
enough money 
to send our kids 
to college.
Meanwhile, 
climate change.

Imagine you were born 
in the first half 
of the last century. 
And there were only 
two sexes 
and four religions.
And you were almost 
a teen 
before rock 'n' roll 
first frightened
mom and dad.

Imagine 
your grandparents 
were born 
in the recent previous 
millennium
Before 
those bicycle mechanics 
first took off, 
back 
when folks drove

horses.

Rare was 
the magnet school 
massacre
and nobody blamed
the buildings.
Maybe 
YOU
have trouble 
keeping up 
with shit, 
too.
And so a lament
cries out.
Fuck fuck fuck. 
Primal war chant.

Honestly.
Hardly even feel
bad
about it.
Anymore. 

Not 
an ass.
Just a little
behind.

Blue-eyed Hollywood chief of my childhood.

When teaching about Native American issues, choose your words carefully.

Perhaps the two words that most often give offense in the classroom are “chief” and “squaw.”

In traditional Indian culture, chiefs are revered individuals; Native people would never say things like “How’s it going, Chief?” or “We have too many chiefs, not enough Indians.”

As for the word “squaw,” this term was once an Algonquin word meaning “woman,” but its modern meaning is now slang for a “fat, lazy Indian woman” or for female genitalia.

Teachers are best off avoiding this term altogether and simply speaking of “Native American women.”

One other suggestion about language is to eliminate common phrases that invoke stereotypes, such as:

  • “You’re acting like a bunch of wild Indians.”
  • “Please sit Indian-style.”
  • “You’re behaving like an Indian giver.”

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