There’s something vulnerable about the human condition, where people can transmute into something so astonishingly altered that whatever is left is wholly unrecognizable. – Craig D. Lounsbrough
You may be an old man... If two cashiers are available, and you choose the funny black guy instead of the hot young blonde... If the hair on your balls is three inches longer than your dick... Or your nose. Or your ears. If you get confused when asked to perform Hammer Time or the Heimlich Maneuver... If you can't remember what you ate for breakfast, but you can rattle off the combination of your post office box in 1966... Or 1956. If you wake up happy to be in love with an old woman, not your mom... If your eyebrows obscure your vision on a windy day... You may be an old man.
