Another story I forgot about.
Was actually told this past summer
by two stunning 16-year-olds
who lets these creatures out of the house
dressed like that?
They told me I looked
just like Eric Clapton.
Honest. So I sang
a couple lines of “Cocaine.”
Met Clapton
back in ’84 backstage after a concert.
He admired my Olympic jacket
which he tried on
but it was too big for him.
so he let me keep it. True.
A crack addict
stole that jacket.
Probably too big for him, too.