I Am Not A People Person

People empty me.  I have to get away to refill. – Charles Bukowski

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“Whatever the date, I’m busy that day.”

As an elderly doctor once said to me,

I have an inordinate affection for you.

And it’s true.

I am in touch with that college girl with big boobies

but I fear – don’t share this! –

she may be a whacked-out widowed cat lady

who voted for Trump –

perhaps I digress.

This means you are the only childhood friend

who is not worried

I will kill them

the first time I see them.

Why aren’t you scared???

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