People empty me. I have to get away to refill. – Charles Bukowski
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“Whatever the date, I’m busy that day.”
As an elderly doctor once said to me,
I have an inordinate affection for you.
And it’s true.
I am in touch with that college girl with big boobies
but I fear – don’t share this! –
she may be a whacked-out widowed cat lady
who voted for Trump –
perhaps I digress.
This means you are the only childhood friend
who is not worried
I will kill them
the first time I see them.
Why aren’t you scared???
