Three Hots & A Cot…

Say goodbye to “the Joneses”—Chasing symbols of success can be an all-consuming, hollow existence. Your focus on living in a larger house, driving a more luxurious car, joining the right clubs, and updating your wardrobe will bear no fruit when it comes to peace of mind. Before you make your next purchase, ask yourself these simple questions: Is this something I really need? Can I do without it? Will it make a positive difference in my life? – Mac Anderson

Was recently accused of sexism.

Complete bullshit, far as I’m concerned.

And then today I find this note from like twenty-five years ago.

‘A woman is more trouble than a dog

but a dog can’t cook.’

Sorry, before you even begin to get started,

I am not having sex with a dog

even if she can cook.

 

Talking to an ex-con,

he mentions ‘three hots & a cot.”

Like it’s a good thing.

Me thinking

hot tub,

hot rod,

hot wife.

And a roof & air conditioning and leather recliner

and four hundred channels

with Sports Pass.

And a HUGE dog.

 

If only I was young.

The Mind Game