The Dog Goes Home (2015)

How was I supposed to survive here?

These Portlanders were an entirely different breed of white people.

– Gabby Rivera

Police stopped me here once for WWI. Walking While Intoxicated. “Hey, you won’t let me drive like this.”
Portland?  In a sentence??
The homeless here have better sleeping bags than I do.
Later I see a panhandler setting up shop 
outside Ben & Jerry’s,
writing a new clever sign 
why he needs your money.
Notice he has a better Magic Marker than I do.
Town has changed.  
My old liquor store is now
Animal Health Care Center.
Stayed at the conveniently-located Crystal Hotel.
Across the street from Jake’s, 
two blocks from Powell’s bookstore 
and easily within walking distance 
of a dozen breweries. 
Paid extra for a private bath. 
Next time I think I’ll stay somewhere 
with a closet or a bureau. 
And a television.  
Maybe a refrigerator 
and enough lighting to read.
Perhaps even a hair dryer. 
A clothes iron would be sweet.
There is a salt water pool 
in the basement.  
As well as Al’s Bar.
And the excellent Zeus Cafe 
on premises.
Try the charcuterie 
($14). 
Spanish chorizo, tasso ham, 
12-year-old cheddar, pickled leeks, 
kool-aid cucumbers 
and Ken’s Artisan Bakery Ciabatta.
Which you will need 
to smother the flames 
in your tummy.
Sunday brunch menu 
lists “seasonal bellini with bubbles.”

Sounds like a Jersey guy cheating on his wife.
So I ordered 
an artisan Bloody Mary 
with more vegetables 
than a cornucopia.

And an artisanal omelet.

It’s Portland.  

It’s all artisanal,
even the marijuana.

Portland was a dream both in the literal sense and the metaphorical sense, both tangible and not – a fleeting affair you want to hold on to but can’t, so you try memorizing her every detail only to fail to do so in the consumption, in the savoring, in the absorbing of yourself into her. When she’s gone, she comes to you in snippets, replaying in your mind like a fragmented picture show.”
― Jackie Haze

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