“After 187 minutes wrestling with a 300-pound two-year-old, the White House staff was drained.”
– Anonymous White House staffer
Brain fog is no joking matter.
So, anyway, imagine we squeeze into something slinky, climb aboard stiletto heels, wrap ourselves in a feather boa and don a bright wig like Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce. Here is a synopsis of every minute of the January 6th Congressional Hearings.
Amazingly, like my outfit, nothing has been left out.
Stand Back and Stand By
When he told us
to come.
We came.
When he said
it would be wild.
It was.
When he told us
to go home.
We went home.
Where we are waiting.