Thursdays, The Dog And I Drive To Town

Name one development in the history of humankind that has increased happiness more than the domestication of dogs. 

– Aaron Easterly

Thursdays, the dog and I drive to town.

We order two beers,

one for each of us.

Damn dog simply can’t

handle alcohol

and starts to talk.

With an accent

I’m unable to place.

Doga vu is French, he tells me,

for that uncanny sensation

you have been a dog before.

Doga voodoo is when you think

you’re a dog now.

It’s a curse, he says.

A genuine, scratch

behind your ear, sniff

every crotch,

hex.

Copyright 1993