If you want to test cosmetics, why do it on some poor animal who hasn’t done anything? They should use prisoners who have been convicted of murder or rape instead. So, rather than seeing if perfume irritates a bunny rabbit’s eyes, they should throw it in Charles Manson’s eyes and ask him if it hurts. – Ellen DeGeneres
I share my hot tub
with a little frog.
A little frog I call ‘Flo.’
Sorta love that little frog Flo.
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Flo not so little.
We both stopped being scared
about the second time
bumped into each other.
Think of it, being one with nature
in your own hot tub.
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This morning,
after a walk through misty woods,
climbed into my hot tub,
A sigh,
followed by a loud kerplunk!
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Opened my eyes
and first time saw, it registered,
A pile, what else to call it,
of fuckin’ Flo’s frog feces.
Oh, shit.
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I float in this stuff.
Flo must die.