No! If you’re gonna kill the cow, I don’t wanna hear the rest of the story! – Mortimer Snerd
I know how his mind works.
Donald insists on firing a different Inspector General every Friday night, one at a time, because he believes this way the Lame Stream Media won’t be able to call his ongoing cover-up a “Friday Night Massacre.”
Massacre is more than one, folks. Multiples. Read your history.
Beer and power tools. Not in that order, not at the same time.
Suggesting for a neighbor.
Discovered you can have excellent wine shipped – in bulk – directly to your home.
They’ll leave a case or two right on your porch. You don’t even have to sign anything or wear a mask.
The deliverer puts down “COV-19” and you’re done.
We wiped down the bottles.
Had a dream last night.
Dream every night. I deny having nightmares, but let’s just say these nocturnal imaginings are interesting.
I was in the White House’s Rose Garden, looking like Pulitzer Prize-winning Phil Rucker and sounding like Yamiche Alcindor, the respected professional journalist who asks Donald all those nasty questions.
Using his own words against him. A woman, and black at that.
Anyway, Donald points his finger at who he thinks is Phil Rucker and Yamiche asks him, but it’s really me, “Let’s say, there was one death in January when you were telling everybody there was nothing to worry about and in May, with nearly 100,000 Americans dead, four months later, you finally get around to ‘Operation Warp Speed.’ Is that sarcasm?
“I have a follow-up.
“What would you do differently if you were working for Putin?”
We don’t hear his answer. Suddenly I am now Rachel Maddow reporting.
“I have in my hand a tweet.”
I read the tweet, Donald’s tweet, looking directly into the camera, my nostrils slightly flaring.
“I never met him or even heard of him, but to me he is a disgruntled employee, not liked or respected by people I spoke to and who, with his attitude, should no longer be working for our government!”
Five months into the pandemic, the doctor heading up America’s vaccine program was being kept a secret from Trump.
Why is that?