Have decided to stay slim, fit and healthy
with a full head of hair
until I celebrate ninety spring times
ninety sounds about right
writing better and better
year after year after
running, then jogging, then shuffling
until, well, let’s just say
I was once again
making my third wife
so happy she laughed out loud, real loud
That’s the last thing
my naked ninety-year-old ass
is gonna hear.
That’s goodbye.