Being The Adventures Of The Booty-Sniffing Pirate, Long John Dogg (The Epic Poem)

You’re off to great places, today is your day.  Your mountain is waiting, so get on your way. – Dr. Seuss

Chapter One:  Not A Runt, Just Different

His boat was small

and the journey unknowable

yet he felt he had the wind to his back,

sails full, prow plunging forward.

There was nothing left for him ashore.

As the last son of Gwamba,

titular and actual Alpha Male,

he would never have a bitch of his own.

Not if he stayed home.

How the pack worked.

Age old tradition,

probably created by the largest meanest males.

Just a guess.

He may not be a giant

but he was plenty capable enough.

He never forgot where he buried a treasure.

Another thing, his sense of smell

two hundred times stronger

than most other pirates he’d heard about.

Lifted his nose to the wind,

breathed in the future

which held no scents

he recognized and thought,

“I probably should have learned to swim.”

 

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