Archive For March 20, 2017
If I’d known I was going to live this long, I would’ve saved more stuff. Like money. The following from a spring day twenty-five years ago. – JDW There’s a street corner in Tampa called Broadway and Baseball. Which pretty much sums up Spring and State Politics here. Show biz and a lot of crotch…
“Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall. I have the feeling that drinking is a form of suicide where you’re allowed to return to life…
The newspaper’s publisher’s mother thought I was the best. The newspaper publisher, not so much. The man actually said, “Jack can’t be trusted not to tell the truth.” Here’s a column published August 22, 1990. – JDW Did you ever notice all the thigh that bronze goddess Portlandia is flashing? Does Jesse Helms…
This just in from The Daily Beast. Appropriate name for a media outlet these days. GUTTED: Trump Slashes Science, Arts, Health President Trump’s first budget, titled “America First: A Budget Blueprint to Make America Great Again,” proposes deep, sweeping cuts to government-funded scientific and medical research—and would eliminate federal support for the National Endowments…
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Another problem with immigrants is bizarre holidays for no particularly good reason. St. Patrick Patron Saint of Ireland The Life and Legend of the Patron Saint of Ireland St. Patrick. Jaqian by N.S. Gill Updated February 19, 2016 Dates: born c. 390; fl. c. 457 or c. 493 Patrick’s father, Calpornius, held both civic and…
https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/with-elimination-of-nea-and-neh-trumps-budget-is-worst-case-scenario-for-arts-groups/2017/03/15/5291645a-09bb-11e7-a15f-a58d4a988474_story.html?utm_term=.519afc939e83 Never ever ever received an NEA grant. But back in the day I did walk the streets, the weather was nice, in front of the Portland building in protest of the War On The Arts. My sign said: PISS ON JESSE. We stomped back the radical Republican jihadists back then. At least for a…
by Nicholas Kristof N.Y. Times MARCH 16, 2017 What would Jesus tell House Speaker Paul Ryan about looking after the sick and the needy? Mandel Ngan/Agence France-Presse — Getty Images A woman who had been bleeding for 12 years came up behind Jesus and touched his clothes in hope of a cure. Jesus turned to her…
“You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.”
Breaking News!!!! An unidentified White House source leaked the following: To help save the nation’s economy, the Federal Government plans to announce next month the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors. (instead of bad hombres with calves the size of cantaloupes) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs. Illegals are needed for yardwork and…
You are the best of us, they told him. Then they kicked him to the curb. Then they wouldn’t let him die. Thank you for your recent call. Made my weekend much more ENJOYABLE. My cousin has been by my side most of the last month. When is the last time you shared yourself with…