Archive For April 20, 2017

The Old Man Could Be Patient

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The Old Man Could Be Patient

A patient man will eat ripe fruit. – African proverb   The old man could be patient. Patience is what you need when too many witnesses are about. One is too many. Nobody saw nothing. Just more fake news. In my defense, I was left unsupervised.  

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You Look Like Your Dog

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You Look Like Your Dog

Every night, between the hot tub and bedtime reading, the old man and the old dog enjoy together chocolate ice cream.  Nutty. Both a furry grey.  Long and lanky and not a little achy much always. The two take the pain slowly, like a white man’s burden. Dog is lucky, he can have painkillers. Neither…

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On Reading Deliverance

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On Reading Deliverance

I am, of course, played by the younger Burt Reynolds. Back when his toupee was dark. Our grins have always been sly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsC4kf6x_Q0 Blank space between the notes make the heart beat. I know you find me strange, but I think the problem may be on your end.

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Easter Thought

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Easter Thought

We are told to let our light shine, and if it does, we won’t need to tell anybody it does. Lighthouses don’t fire cannons to call attention to their shining – they just shine. – Dwight L. Moody I think of Easter as a time for re-birth.  Spring, a time of renewal. A moment to…

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My Boston Marathons. Those I Can Remember.

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My Boston Marathons. Those I Can Remember.

I first visited the Boston Marathon in 1973.  The BAA’s 77th.  The best-selling book was Jonathan Livingston Seagull.  I came to run my second marathon, having qualified (3:22:03)  five or six weeks earlier.  My training partner was a Connecticut State Senator, so the Senate President greased our way into a couple of rooms at the…

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Happy Easter!

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Happy Easter!

One Easter, on serene shores of Lake Gleneida, bright yellow bucket at the ready, the Traditional Egg Hunt took an ugly turn. The boy escaped but the old man was scarred for life. He could never look at carrots the same way. And bunnies?  Oh, hell no.

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Its Own Reward

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Its Own Reward

Old age is its own reward. Before you get too excited, works both ways. Works both ways. Thinking there’s a haiku here. Momma told me not to cum. That ain’t the way to have fun, son. Just back from a funeral. I don’t know if there’s life after death same way you don’t know crazy…

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I Got This New Hypnotism Video

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I Got This New Hypnotism Video

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDLLXUaqZxg

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Time Is Tight

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Time Is Tight

I’m not opposed to aging – even though society is kinder on men than women when it comes to getting old. How can I look at aging as the enemy? It happens whether I like it or not and no one is set apart from growing old; it comes to us all. Youth passes from…

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FLORIDA MAN TALKS TO FLORIDA WOMAN ABOUT FLORIDA CRIME

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FLORIDA MAN TALKS TO FLORIDA WOMAN ABOUT FLORIDA CRIME

Back from a funeral.  You see folks at funerals you don’t see other places.  They always say to me, oh, we haven’t seen you in so long.   And I always say, well, I don’t get out much. Thinking all the while, there’s nowhere to go and two million Floridians have concealed weapon permits.  …

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