Archive For January 31, 2017

Street Scene/NYC

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Street Scene/NYC

Street Scene/NYC The black dude bopped by with a screaming box bigger than his head blaring out some noise with a melody slightly better than rush hour. Two Puerto Rican chicks in clashing stripes, miniskirts and knee sox walked past, both plugged into the same cassette player. Somehow they managed to be out of step….

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Something Fishy Here

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Something Fishy Here

Oh, my prophetic soul! In explaining how The Muslim Ban is not a Muslim ban, Rudy Giuliani (R-Off. Meds) makes a case for gun control. “When [Trump] first announced it, he said ‘Muslim ban,’” Giuliani said in a Fox News interview. “He called me up and said, ‘Put a commission together, show me the right way to do it…

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Flying South

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Flying South

In Portland, people are clothed. In Frisco, they’re dressed. In L.A., they wear costumes. Cross-country at JFK, They’ve got something on.

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My Next Wife

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My Next Wife

This piece written on a bar napkin at Friday’s in Boston on April 20, 1983.  My next wife came seventeen years later and she was crazy.  Current wife a young redhead, much smarter than most. – JDW MY NEXT WIFE Silk blouses with puff shoulders Five-and-a-half at the highest point Weight depends on size and…

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Secret Agent Man

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Secret Agent Man

Okay, let’s look our current situation.  Let’s ignore recent history.  Which most of you seem to do anyway.  Ignore the destruction of unions, public and private.  Disregard the rape of pensions and savings.  Forget wage stagnation.  Never mind skyrocketing executive compensation and record corporate profits.  Crumbling infrastructure.  None of that matters now. If you were…

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And The Song After That Was Roy Orbison’s “It’s Over.”

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And The Song After That Was Roy Orbison’s “It’s Over.”

Apparently, I loved and I lost. – JDW We hung up the phone. Talkin’ about my not Lovin’ you. And me talkin’ about I love you enough. And you sayin’ enough Ain’t enough. And the first song I hear Is The Rolling Stones You can’t always get What you want But sometimes you get What…

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The Big Brown Dog Who Owned A Little Blonde Girl

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The Big Brown Dog Who Owned A Little Blonde Girl

“Whoever said, ‘diamonds are a girl’s best friend’, never owned a dog.“ You got spunk, I told her.  I hate spunk, I told her. But we dressed up in the same colored outfits and went for a run. She likes to race and she hates to lose, but her legs, she only has two and…

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A Cry For Help Maybe

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A Cry For Help Maybe

Title is new. Piece maybe written in early 1971.  Life had spent most of its energy trying to control me, box me in, corral me.  School, church, military, marriage, suit & tie.  Life like a noose, a strait-jacket.  Try as I might, could only conform for so long.  Thought there was something wrong with me. …

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Behind Closed Doors In The West Wing

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Behind Closed Doors In The West Wing

Still trying to locate the restrooms, the new staff argued about how much closer her office was than that other woman’s. An executive order came down banning pantsuits and shortening skirt lengths. The President doesn’t want to be disturbed. Just found out his picture’s in every U.S. Post Office. Talk about branding. *** #RESIST

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I Used To Be But Now I’m Not

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I Used To Be But Now I’m Not

All my own teeth.  Cabin at the Oregon Coast 1989 I used to be but now I’m not. I used to be young but now I’m not. Used to be poor but now I’m not so much. Used to look for trouble but now I don’t. I used to be forgetful but now I just…

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