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The Before Times

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The Before Times

Punches Fly In Defense Of Conway Twitty
Salad bottle fails as holdup weapon
3-year-old won’t be prosecuted.

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Happy Valentine’s Day!!!

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Happy Valentine’s Day!!!

I love you. I hate you. I like you. I hate you. I love you. I think you’re stupid. I think you’re a loser. I think you’re wonderful. I want to be with you. I don’t want to be with you. I would never date you. I hate you. I love you…..I think the madness…

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“I’m A Philosopher”

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“I’m A Philosopher”

Face suggested Reed College, probably Twentieth Century American literature. Maybe Art History.
The rest of her looked like Jessica Rabbit, if the beautiful bunny had been brunette and less animated.

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Visiting Florida Last Century

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Visiting Florida Last Century

“A Boca Raton woman called police Thursday night after she spotted a large spider in her den. Police responded to the woman’s Northwest 20th Street apartment, located the spider and killed it, reports said.”

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Could The Magnificent Seven Save Us?

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Could The Magnificent Seven Save Us?

They are all farmers. Farmers talk of nothing but fertilizer and women. I’ve never shared their enthusiasm for fertilizer. As for women, I became indifferent when I was eighty-three. – the old man of the village

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Fomenting The Third Running Boom

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Fomenting The Third Running Boom

Remind the world – especially themselves – that USA runners can be great and can compete with all of the rest of the best.

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Mermaid Man, Once A Runner

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Mermaid Man, Once A Runner

I am a lot more like a fish than you might imagine. Slippery and scaly, just for starters.

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WAC XC 2026: Tally, Whoa Now!

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WAC XC 2026: Tally, Whoa Now!

“This is the best cross-country course in the world,” Sir Seb Coe said. “I think it’s probably safe to say we are in the cross country capital of the United States, if not the world.”

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My Running Life by Doug Winn

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My Running Life by Doug Winn

I say for any downturn in your running life (a bad race, an injury or whatever) allow yourself twenty-four hours for a pity party and then move forward with a plan to get stronger.

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WAC XC Tallahassee Rhymes

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WAC XC Tallahassee Rhymes

Staying at the wrong hotel. Blocks within each other SAME NAME but no chance to change. The word “penalties” was used. So I am stuck at the better joint, the one without the hard-partying media coterie. And it’s their turn to buy, too.

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