Archive For March 15, 2017
“You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.”
Breaking News!!!! An unidentified White House source leaked the following: To help save the nation’s economy, the Federal Government plans to announce next month the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors. (instead of bad hombres with calves the size of cantaloupes) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs. Illegals are needed for yardwork and…