{"id":34078,"date":"2020-09-14T00:23:17","date_gmt":"2020-09-14T00:23:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jackdogwelch.com\/?p=34078"},"modified":"2020-09-14T00:23:35","modified_gmt":"2020-09-14T00:23:35","slug":"the-qanon-poetry-slam-with-dj-bob-woodward","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jackdogwelch.com\/?p=34078","title":{"rendered":"The QAnon Poetry Slam With DJ Bob Woodward"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

It’s one person coming in from China. We have it under control. <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

It’s going to be just fine. We’ve already handled it pretty well. – DJT<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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“Whatdyamean, my fingers are surprisingly tiny?”<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

I wanted to always play it down,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I still like playing it down <\/p>\n\n\n\n

because I don’t want to create a panic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

My fucking generals are a bunch of pussies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This guy is mentally retarded.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He’s this dumb Southerner. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

He couldn’t even be a one-person country <\/p>\n\n\n\n

lawyer down in Alabama. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I read an article today, <\/p>\n\n\n\n

which was very interesting. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

They say, <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2018We wish President Trump would <\/p>\n\n\n\n

give more bad news. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Give bad news.\u2019 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I\u2019m not about bad news. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I want to give people hope. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I want to give people a feeling <\/p>\n\n\n\n

that we all have a chance.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I want to give people a feeling of hope. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I could be very negative. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I could say, <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2018Wait a minute, <\/p>\n\n\n\n

those numbers are terrible. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

This is going to be horrible. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

This is a horrible thing.’<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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I want to be positive. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I don\u2019t want to be negative. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I have to \u2014 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I\u2019m a positive person. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Somebody said, <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2018Oh, I wish he\u2019d be more negative.\u2019 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

They literally have that; <\/p>\n\n\n\n

it\u2019s in one of the wonderful newspapers today. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2018I wish he\u2019d be more negative.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nobody’s ever done a better job<\/p>\n\n\n\n

than I’m doing as president.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

That I can tell you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You know, I\u2019m a cheerleader <\/p>\n\n\n\n

for the country. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

We\u2019re going through the worst thing <\/p>\n\n\n\n

that the country has probably ever seen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So there\u2019s nothing positive, <\/p>\n\n\n\n

there\u2019s nothing great about it, <\/p>\n\n\n\n

but I want to give people <\/p>\n\n\n\n

in this country hope. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I think it\u2019s very important. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

You really drank the Kool-Aid, <\/p>\n\n\n\n

didn’t you? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Just listen to you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wow. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

No, I don’t feel that way at all. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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