{"id":17674,"date":"2018-05-11T13:20:13","date_gmt":"2018-05-11T13:20:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jackdogwelch.com\/?p=17674"},"modified":"2018-05-11T13:20:42","modified_gmt":"2018-05-11T13:20:42","slug":"6-degrees-of-vladimir-putin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jackdogwelch.com\/?p=17674","title":{"rendered":"Six Degrees Of Vladimir Putin"},"content":{"rendered":"
Kanye West,<\/div>\n
Donald Trump<\/div>\n
and Charlie Sheen<\/div>\n
walk into a bar.<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
Flushed with Dragon Energy.<\/div>\n
The ideas explode<\/div>\n
like stunt sperm in a porno.<\/div>\n
With Japanese girls dressed up<\/div>\n
in Catholic school uniforms.<\/div>\n
White shirts and plaid skirts.<\/div>\n
Red high heels and white knee socks.<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
How about a game show?<\/div>\n
Six Degrees Of Vladimir Putin.\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
Drag your too-good-for-you wife out of bed<\/div>\n
down the hall, a long long hall<\/div>\n
in the middle of the night<\/div>\n
to host a late late edition of<\/div>\n
Welcome Back, Korean<\/em>.<\/div>\n
\u201cHighest rated 3 a.m. show in history!\u201d<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
Thought you were anti-immigrant.<\/div>\n
Yeah, I prefer Asian-Americans<\/div>\n
who weren\u2019t captured.<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
Thinking maybe a musical.<\/div>\n
Something like \u2018Hamilton.\u2019<\/div>\n
Only in reverse.<\/div>\n
You can just imagine the chorus.<\/div>\n
And the lyrics,<\/div>\n
the lyrics would practically write themselves.<\/div>\n
\u201cI have best words.\u201d<\/div>\n
Hope so,<\/div>\n
cause you got some \u2018splainin\u2019 to do.<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
Do we even know, what the hell.<\/div>\n
Released prisoners could be fake news.<\/div>\n
Fake news, fake news.<\/div>\n
They could be actors.<\/div>\n
Just like the moon landing.<\/div>\n
Ivanka is a\u00a0fine\u00a0woman.<\/div>\n
Fine.<\/strong><\/em><\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=PsO6ZnUZI0g<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Kanye West, Donald Trump and Charlie Sheen walk into a bar. Flushed with Dragon Energy. The ideas explode like stunt sperm in a porno. With Japanese girls dressed up in Catholic school uniforms. White shirts and plaid skirts. Red high heels and white knee socks. How about a game show? Six Degrees Of Vladimir Putin.\u00a0…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17674","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-here-i-am"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":17634,"url":"https:\/\/www.jackdogwelch.com\/?p=17634","url_meta":{"origin":17674,"position":0},"title":"Six Degrees Of Vladimir Putin","author":"JDW","date":"February 27, 2019","format":false,"excerpt":"Otto Warmbier was found guilty of anti-government activity. I was the kind of kid who might take a poster off the wall as a souvenir. Actually collect NO TRESPASSING signs from places I wasn't s'posed to be at. So anyway when this kid came home dead to no parades, thought\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Wild Dog"","block_context":{"text":"Wild Dog","link":"https:\/\/www.jackdogwelch.com\/?cat=4"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":21061,"url":"https:\/\/www.jackdogwelch.com\/?p=21061","url_meta":{"origin":17674,"position":1},"title":"Worn 2 Pieces","author":"JDW","date":"January 22, 2019","format":false,"excerpt":"An Epic Tale Of Decline Barker Ajax continued to work. All this time he'd been trying to write a great novel, a best-seller, something good, something literary. That was his mistake. All this time he should've been trying to write a bad novel. The Great American Paragraph remained elusive. So\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Here I Am"","block_context":{"text":"Here I Am","link":"https:\/\/www.jackdogwelch.com\/?cat=9"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/img.youtube.com\/vi\/ELPOCJvDz3w\/0.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":12204,"url":"https:\/\/www.jackdogwelch.com\/?p=12204","url_meta":{"origin":17674,"position":2},"title":"Dear Donald… Love, Vlad","author":"JDW","date":"July 19, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"\u00a0 Saved a clipping from last week. \u00a0After the G20, even more troubling. The following is an op-ed by Brian Klaas, author of The Despot's Accomplice: How The West is Aiding and Abetting the Decline of Democracy. President Trump\u2019s first\u00a0meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin\u00a0this week at the\u00a0Group of 20\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Odds & Ends"","block_context":{"text":"Odds & Ends","link":"https:\/\/www.jackdogwelch.com\/?cat=1"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":42381,"url":"https:\/\/www.jackdogwelch.com\/?p=42381","url_meta":{"origin":17674,"position":3},"title":"Demented Old White Men Should Not Be In Charge","author":"JDW","date":"February 24, 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"If women governed the entire world, it is my theory that soon we would have world peace and healing of the entire planet. -\u00a0Leland Lewis Some hope his next election update comes from Forest Lawn. Former President\u00a0Donald Trump\u00a0gave Russian President\u00a0Vladimir Putin\u00a0a bizarre rave review on Tuesday after Russian military forces\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Odds & Ends"","block_context":{"text":"Odds & Ends","link":"https:\/\/www.jackdogwelch.com\/?cat=1"},"img":{"alt_text":"Full Transcript Of\u00a0Putin Speech On Ukraine (In English)","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mandynews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/20220222_013119-scaled.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mandynews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/20220222_013119-scaled.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mandynews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/20220222_013119-scaled.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mandynews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/20220222_013119-scaled.jpg?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mandynews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/20220222_013119-scaled.jpg?resize=1050%2C600&ssl=1 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":42787,"url":"https:\/\/www.jackdogwelch.com\/?p=42787","url_meta":{"origin":17674,"position":4},"title":"Putin “The Weak” Is A War Criminal","author":"JDW","date":"March 22, 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"For the powerful, crimes are those that others commit. -\u00a0Noam Chomsky War criminals randomly bomb old ladies. From Charlie Sykes at The Bulwark This is what a war crime looks like, but by now we are familiar with them, because Putin is committing them daily on an industrial scale.\u00a0 Yesterday,\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Odds & Ends"","block_context":{"text":"Odds & Ends","link":"https:\/\/www.jackdogwelch.com\/?cat=1"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/img.youtube.com\/vi\/TRVuJxIRd9U\/0.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":19423,"url":"https:\/\/www.jackdogwelch.com\/?p=19423","url_meta":{"origin":17674,"position":5},"title":"Nothing Is True, Everything Is Permitted","author":"JDW","date":"September 6, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"Nothing is True, Everything is Permitted\u2015\u00a0William S. Burroughs The quote is said to be the last words of Hassan-i-Sabbah (1034\u20131124).\u00a0 The honcho of a group of assassins.\u00a0 And a state leader. Picked up by Nietzsche. Then the quote was popularized in a book called\u00a0Alamut\u00a0by Vladimir Bartol. Later.\u00a0 Nothing is true,\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Odds & Ends"","block_context":{"text":"Odds & Ends","link":"https:\/\/www.jackdogwelch.com\/?cat=1"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jackdogwelch.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17674","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jackdogwelch.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jackdogwelch.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jackdogwelch.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jackdogwelch.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17674"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/www.jackdogwelch.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17674\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17690,"href":"https:\/\/www.jackdogwelch.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17674\/revisions\/17690"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jackdogwelch.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17674"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jackdogwelch.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17674"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jackdogwelch.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17674"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}