Archive For September 3, 2017

In The Event Of An Actual Emergency

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In The Event Of An Actual Emergency

In the event of an actual emergency, you would have been instructed to bend over and kiss your ass goodbye. (NOT SENT )Dear Grant –  Not to stroke your banana, but apparently this computer, unlike your trusty manual typewriter, has swallowed four pages of terse, succinct, sparse, lean, sinewy prose. That letter, now known as…

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I Promise You A Love Story

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I Promise You A Love Story

  I’m afraid this man will kill me some day. – Nicole Brown Simpson I promise you a love story. I promise you. I promise you. I promise you I will kill. I promise I will kill you. I promise you. I will kill you. Every one of you. I will kill every one of…

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